Finished Bonsai Kittens

Using pyrex we have discovered that many finished bonsai kitten products are ready to be shipped to their new owners in less than the traditional three months.

Finished bonsai kittens. The kitten essentially grows into the shape of the vessel. A trenchant parody designed to provoke or a nefarious kitty mutilation. Bonsai kitten was a hoax website that claimed to provide instructions on how to raise a kitten in a jar so as to mold the bones of the kitten into the shape of the jar as the cat grows much like how a bonsai plant is shaped. Nonetheless if you have not filled out the appropriate usda kitticulture forms and received your permit we do not recommend starting your new hobby until you have done so.

It was made by an mit university student going by the alias of dr. There are plenty of pictures of kittens in jars which can comfortably accommodate them cats are quite elastic and can. At bonsai kitten we achieve this by placing the kitten into a rigid vessel soon after birth and allowing the young cat to grow out its formative time entirely within this container. At bonsai kitten we achieve this by placing the kitten into a rigid vessel soon after birth and allowing the young cat to grow out its formative time entirely within this container.

Bonsai kittens was an internet hoax website claiming that kittens could be made into decorative ornaments by sealing them in glass containers which forced their bodies to mold into various shapes. Stop your less than half assed moral crusade and use your brain for a minute. Bonsai kitten was one of the first internet hoaxes in which its creators got in way over their heads ultimately leading to fbi involvement. Why not order one from us instead.

Instead they depict cats in or behind unsealed jars. Help mr beast pl. There is an under whealming amount of evidence to support the claim that. Extraordinary claims must be backed with extraordinary evidence.

Okay this is to all the people still perpetuating the bonsai kitten petition. The bonsai kitten site displays no actual pictures of the finished product.